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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
e-t.
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !
Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Because he was told he was no earthly good.
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