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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
Why are astronauts successful people ?
Because they always go up in the world !
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because he was no earthly good !
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